The job: Project Manager
INTRODUCTION
ACME Computers may sound like something from a roadrunner cartoon but you wont see this market leader fall off a cliff any time soon. Not only can they outrun the competition but they are about to launch a suite of products which will shake up the market like an oversized pile of TNT going off next to a precariously balanced boulder.
Now they need a project manager with a wiley plan to deliver some of their flagship projects.
The Opportunity:
This is an opportunity not to be missed. If you’ve always dreamed of working for a company that sounds like its from a Looney Tunes cartoon then this could be the one for you.
Compensation & benefits:
This role will pay a base salary of $120,000 to $140,000 depending on experience
Plus 12 % Superannuation.
Plus an amazing company benefits package including health insurance, free tax auditing and a lifetime supply of Acme birdseed.
A day in the life...
How you’ll spend your time
Essential Skills
Staff mortality rate:98%
male/female mix:45/55
number of Acme products:147
average salary increase last year:137%
inappropriate couplings at last year’s xmas party:7
the NUTs ‘n’ bolts
Hell yes!
sounds great,
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